So I hope Meghan doesn't read this because it is basically part of a letter that I wrote to her. I couldn't believe a Bed, Bath, Beyond Catalogue... It involved an electrical outlet talking in "teen/littlest homies talk" and flirting with the real life models in the catalogue. Then, they were selling something called a booty pop. Check it out:
Not waiting for inspiration’s shove or society’s kiss on your forehead. Pay attention. Attention is vitality. It connects you with others. It makes you eager. Stay eager.”