Zombie

Things I learned this weekend from my taasc boy teens:

• Zombies are not monsters. They are an illness that use dead bodies as parasites to spread.
• They do not think, but their brains are the only functional organ.
• Therefore, to kill them, you need to smash their skulls and blow up their brains.
• Guns with silencers are the best option to kill them because if they detect you, their moans get a higher pitch and call all other zombies in the area to get you
• Animals can't turn into zombies, but can be killed by zombies.
• Therefore, if you go to a swamp and don't hear the usual frogs and all, watch out because a zombie is around.
• If you don't have a gun with a silencer, a machete or samurai sword will also work
• Zombies can't swim
• Therefore if there is a Level 4 Outbreak (meaning that the zombie infection is all around...) the best place to be is an oil rig in the middle of the ocean where water is distilled and there is enough food.
• If there are zombies on the oil rig, you need to kill them first.
• After a little while (months?), you can go back to land and see if they have decomposed and battle those that are still there

When they wouldn't listen to Greg, and said this was an important dialogue he responded, "Whatever, they aren't real. You are getting your information from some paranoid schizophrenic living on an oil rig."