Le Final du Sandwich

Saw my sandwich maker yesterday. I went with, "Hey, thanks for that bacon. I wasn't expecting it."

He said, "What?" (He looked stoned.)

I said, "Remember, you made me that sandwich and then put bacon on it? I wasn't expecting it."

He said, "I put bacon on it."

I said, "Yeah, and I thought you were joking about it."

He said, "No."

I said, "Well, thanks. It was good."

He said, "You're welcome."

I said, "Okay. Bye."

He said, "Bye."

I was glad that I didn't trip as I walked away. I felt sort of like Deb from Napolean Dynamite.